2 posts tagged “pictures”

I'm far too cool for my own good.

My brother is also so cool that he can't express his emotions in pictures.

I've tried and failed horribly at updating this thing.  I try to type something out but it always turns to crap, I lose interest, and I find myself either sleeping or watching Grey's Anatomy on TV-Links.  That has been my life, Grey's Anatomy, for the last week.  I can't complain.  It's a great show.

See, already turning to crap.

That little bit of crap above was written 20 minutes ago.  I got distracted by my camera, AIM, my cats, and then Vice Magazine. Have you ever read Vice?  It's my guilty pleasure.  As much as I would love to read something better, Vice keeps sucking me in with gems like this:

It's still summer in Australia and everyone's dressing like a fat Japanese girl that's sleeping at your house because her dad found her dildo and he is fucking furious but she could give a shit and she's not falling for his tyrannical bullshit anymore."

I've read that a million times and I still laugh out loud.  I don't know what it is, maybe it's the run-on sentence, but Vice?  It's nothing short of magical.

On the topic of magic, the Labyrinth with David Bowie is the best movie ever made. Hands down.  I was going to link you to the movie on TV-Links but it's not working.  That site has been failing me a lot lately.

This Sunday I'm going to visit my friend, Nich, in La Jolla for a tattoo session.  I'm thrilled, excited, stoked, anxious, and even a little ecstatic about getting tattooed.  I'm going to get "Be Good" tattooed on the back of my neck, probably in Times New Roman.  Yes, you read that right. Times New Roman.  Perhaps even in bold.  Scratch that, it doesn't look good bold.

I'm getting "Be Good" because it is something my grandpa would always say to me.  He died almost 4 years ago, I miss him terribly.  My grandma says it to me now.  It's good advice.  Simple words to live by.

I'm also going to get a chest piece of octopi.  (Isn't that the word for more than one octopus?  Spell check is saying no, but this is my Vox, I'll do what I want!)  Why octopi?  Because they're my favorite animal.  And they have eight arms (or legs, however you want to look at it) and I wish I had eight arms.  With them, I'd be able to better manage my life.  And I would be able to drive, text, drink, and eat all at the same time without people yelling at me.  Apparently these actions are unacceptable when you have two arms.  I do it all the time, live a little people.  I don't want to die as much as you do, but life IS short, therefore I need to get all of those things done at once.  Don't ask questions, go with it.  (I'm totally babbling)

OH! And I'm going to get a couple of crabs tattooed down near my hip bones. That way I can pull down my pants and say, "Look! I have crabs!"  (There's another meaning behind it, I just don't feel like talking about meanings anymore.) 

I can't believe it's already June. Where is time going?  My brother turns 16 in 4 days.  He's a cool kid, see:

He will be moving in with me in a couple weeks for a few weeks.  It's a long, lame story - totally not going to get into it.  I'm just excited to have my brother around, I don't see him often enough.  My cousin, Kyle, is also moving in.  Three people in a one bedroom apartment... hm.  Not sure how well it's going to work out, but luckily it's all temporary.  Once Kyle gets a job in town, we'll be able to move into a two bedroom. 

This year is sure bringing in a lot of changes!

Alternative weddings are gay.  If you're over this 'antiquated tradition' why the fuck are you participating in it in the first place?  It's like having a graffiti slipcover over your Bible or doing your homework with a pencil that says, 'Fuck This.'"